1) I’m out of the office and returning tomorrow, at which time I will promptly delete all of your emails.
2) I am currently out of the office. If you can guess my cell phone number, then I will take your call.
3) I’m out of the office. If you have immediate questions or concerns, please contact my manager [insert name here]. If your questions or concerns are not immediate, you might want to ask yourself why you emailed me.
4) I will be away from work for one week while training. When I return, don’t expect any improvement.
5) I am currently out of the office and probably out-of-my-mind drunk. Enjoy your work week.
6) I am currently in the bathroom dropping a deuce. If this is an urgent matter, it only takes me about 2-3 minutes to take a dump, wipe my butt, properly wash my hands of fecal matter, and return to my desk. Feel free to stop by my desk later and give me a high five!
7) (For men only) I am currently out of the office on maternity leave.
8) I’m not really out of the office. I’m just ignoring you.
9) You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
10) Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
11)The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.’
12)I’ve run away to join a different circus.
13) I will be out of the office from mm/dd/yyyy to mm/dd/yyyy without access to email. If this is an emergency, please call 911.
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